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The Older You Get the Shorter Your Stories Should Be

A warm, witty collection of bite-sized stories, outsized characters, offbeat observations, and globe-trotting misadventures, The Older You Get the Shorter Your Stories Should Be is a lighthearted chronicle of a lifelong storyteller.

“Reflections on a well-lived and adventurous life… charming, funny, poignant and wise.” — Drew Faust, President Emerita, Harvard University

“A riveting and rollicking collection of tales… With brutal candor and self-deprecating wit, Bowie unspools stories that both entertain and pack plenty of wisdom.” — Ben Bradlee Jr., Pulitzer Prize-winning editor of The Boston Globe’s Spotlight Team

“Pearl after pearl — brief easily-accessible stories that reflect the unclouded eye of the author for all things honest, compassionate and revelatory. I laughed, cried, reflected, regretted and rejoiced.” — Ty Cobb, Prominent Washington, D.C. lawyer and former White House Special Counsel

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An Accidental Diary

A sonnet a week for a year

An Accidental Diary has just been published. I am both surprised and extremely proud of my unusual book.

In writing a sonnet a week for a year, I discovered — almost 20 years later — that I’d created a wild subconscious diary in a year of transition.

It was whatever was on my mind Sunday night while working to meet my deadline.

It was what I had kept hidden from myself back then and what years later would happen: fond recollections and musings on loss, lust, love of family, my fear of dying alone, a sad divorce and, back then, even efforts to quit smoking.

I hope you’ll give it a read.

“The Naked House Painting Society”

“Easily the festival’s best. Riveting drama with genuine humor and intense relationships. Mystical in nature, the play turns on incisive philosophical dialogue.” — Winifred Walsh, The Baltimore Sun

 

“Slavery,” a play in one act

Ownership is the issue as two associates draft a patent at a huge law firm in Robert Bowie, Jr’s one‑act play “Slavery.”

“Crash & Burn PA”

“It’s pretty damned refreshing. Tightly woven, with comic prowess and a nicely fast pace. If you want a carefree night of fun and laughs, this is your ticket.” — Pandora Locks

“Witchcraft,” a play in one act

“‘Witchcraft’ offers the suspenseful flavor of Alfred Hitchcock show. The drama unfolds with many unanticipated twists and turns…” — Janet Stidman Evleth

Poet Laureate - Harvard Alumni Association

Robert is also an accomplished poet and HAA Poet Laureate. You can read some of his poems here.

 

Plays by Robert Bowie, Jr…

Sold-Out Shows, Rave Reviews!

Our FringeNYC premiere could not have gone better…

ONAJE sold out all five shows, the performances were riveting, and both audiences and critics were exceedingly positive. Check out these great reviews from onstageblog.com and Theatre is Easy (theasy.com) .

Thanks again to our incredible cast, crew, and creative team — and to everyone whose generous support helped bring ONAJE to life!

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Make America Generous Again

Make America Generous Again

Hey, don’t get me wrong, I’m all in on this “Make America Great Again” (as long as it’s the greatness I remember from the late ’60s and early ’70s — right on!).

I saw the people rise up against the Vietnam War and and I saw an American president resign in disgrace rather than be impeached for his cover-up of Watergate.

The people rose up and the government responded and changed. That’s what democracy looked like back then. I was a starry-eyed American and I believed in it completely.

Maybe I still do. That’s the problem.

In 2014, the country was becoming more divided and, when I retired from the practice of law, I ran for state delegate in a gerrymandered Republican district — and I got crushed. I developed a sense of humor from the campaign but I am not sure I learned enough from my defeat.

The gravity of it.

When I decided to run for office, I was so naïve. I did not realize that I lived in a gerrymandered Republican district, but I proudly considered it my chance to turn the world around, so I ran anyway.

I knocked on around 5,000 doors and in each case asked, “Have your Republican representatives who have been in office for the last 20 years ever knocked on your door and campaigned for your vote?”

Not a single person said yes.

I thought I had this in the bag! This is about people and ideas, isn’t it?

First, I completely misunderstood what gerrymandering creates. It doesn’t just protect the incumbant. I was food for the angry. I didn’t realize that the oppressed had been herded together to forever hear each other and nobody else.

It is impossible to persuade an echo.

Second, I had no understanding of messaging in the echo world. I sent out over ten glossy cards by mail into neighborhoods where I would be campaigning door-to-door a day or two later and would be the first candidate ever at their door.

Again and again, the trash cans around the neighborhood where I would be campaigning would be filled with my messaging. In my eagerness at one point, I got to one of the neighborhoods on the day the mail was being delivered.

I saw the letter carrier stuff a mailbox and a homeowner come out. He looked at my glossy flyer for just long enough to put it under one arm along with the other unwanted mail, then put it in the trashcan without reading it at all.

In the last week before the voting, My opposition blanketed the district with one flyer and spent the total money they had raised for the three Republican incumbents on that single two-sided mailing.

On one side, it contained horrible pictures of Democrats that I had given money to over the years and, on the other side, they listed the votes that I WOULD HAVE voted for if I had been in office anytime after the Civil War.

Both sides of their flyer were blessed by the same really great picture of me with my eyes shut and mouth open.

A few years later, Trump dominated the news cycle with “fake news” and endless lies about everything.

The times have changed and the culture has too. To put it bluntly, Trump was impeached twice, while Nixon resigned just because of the threat of impeachment.

Door knocking and issues got lost. Political flyers now advertise hate to polarize political parties.

Was I always too stupid to realize we could lose our democracy to tax cuts and dark money — and a First Amendment protecting the nameless who propagate misinformation willfully?

I’m trying to be smarter now than when I was a naïve candidate. If the Democrats win the House and perhaps even the Senate, the nightmare of the midterms may change the Congress, but the Supreme Court is still there. The President’s veto power is intact, and the polarization is not likely to change much, even if Trump is impeached again or disqualified from office.

Trump has made capitalism greedy again. I believed in “Don’t ask what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.” Let’s make it simple: MAGA: Make America Generous Again.

I still can’t really give up my belief that the midterm will change everything, as long as we can talk to each other and listen to each more than we preach at each other.

The trouble is, I can’t really believe that Trump didn’t bring in the National Guard to the blue states for a reason early in his second term, or has militarized ICE and funded it as his army as it gathers around blue state voting places during the election. I can’t somehow believe that he is not the same person that lead the January 6th attack on the Capital.

I’m still a starry-eyed American. I believe we must make America great again — but we must do it together and Make America Generous Again. That is who we were when we knew we were great.

Shallow Water Yoga

When American politics finally pushes you over the edge, I can save you. I've been there. Right now it's even worse than when I ran for office in 2014 in a gerrymandered Republican district. I could feel the country dividing and polarizing, so I decided to run — even...

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Lily-livered

Over the last month, I have tried to understand what it feels like to be a real coward. Not just an everyday coward who lacks courage or is very fearful or timid, not even a lily-livered coward. I have tried to understand what it must feel like to be a Republican...

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The Mask

I know exactly why America hasn’t risen up together — Democrats, Republicans, and Independents — to protect our midterms and our country. It’s all based on my personal experience as a middle school ice hockey goalie. I played hockey goalie before face masks were used,...

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About Robert Bowie, Jr.

Playwright and Poet Robert Bowie, Jr. of Baltimore, Maryland has had ten plays produced, including  “Onaje,” which was selected for professional production at FringeNYC in October 2018. Its five sold-out FringeNYC performances received rave reviews. Other plays include “There Ain’t No Wyoming” and “Naked House Painting Society,” which were produced through The Baltimore Playwrights Festival. Bowie’s political farce “Crash & Burn P.A.” was the only submission selected by the 2016 Festival Committee for a full production at Theatrical Mining Company, Baltimore.

Bowie’s plays are focused on social justice and span a broad spectrum between drama and comedy. His subject matter ranges from racial prejudice and civil rights to political farce.

Bowie is a graduate of Harvard University and is the Poet Laureate of The Harvard Alumni Association (HAA).

His well-reviewed collection of sonnets, An Accidental Diary, is available to order online.

“Without the arts, we are a rudderless boat.”
— Robert Bowie, Jr.