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In Buddhism, there are instances of instant enlightenment brought by shock or surprise.

(I feel it is okay for me to comment on Buddhism and its wisdom as long as I admit to you that I know nothing about it.)

Nonetheless, I offer an example:

There are instances where a monk will slap a student of Buddhism to surprise them or shock them into enlightenment.

I have always worried about this experience of receiving shock and resultant enlightenment ever since I may have accidentally shocked some Buddhists out of their enlightenment.

It all occurred in the second floor men’s room of The Charles Hotel in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Many years ago, I took a morning plane to Boston dressed travel casual, with my blue suit, white shirt, tie, black socks and black lace-up shoes in my suitcase. I was to attend important meetings that afternoon in Cambridge.

When I got to The Charles Hotel in the early afternoon, I was informed my room was not ready. I had nowhere to change into my suit.

I was told the delay was because the Dalai Lama and his large entourage were staying at the hotel. The Dalai Lama was there to plant a tree in Harvard Yard with the Harvard president and then scheduled to go off to Foxborough to give a message to the masses in the football stadium. Apparently, the hotel was behind schedule because of these new guests.

Since I couldn’t get into my room, my only alternative was to go to the second floor men’s room of The Charles Hotel with my suitcase and haul it into the handicap stall of the public men’s room, where I would have enough room to change.

I put the suitcase on the toilet seat and began to disrobe and change into my business attire.

I hung my suit on the back of the stall door, unpacked my black shoes and pulled out my dark socks, and was starting to put on the white shirt when I heard the unexpected sound of chattering female voices exploding into the men’s room.

There seemed to be a great urgency and effort to bring in two people who were in wheelchairs. One, a very old woman and the other, a very old man. These voices were not in English.

I stood there, stunned with my suit pants in one hand and a black sock in the other and stood listening. It sounded like a kitchen in a busy restaurant.

I tried to peek through the crack in the door, but only saw a flurry of female activity. All I could make out was at least one person, perhaps more, had an urgent need to go to the bathroom.

I waited patiently with my sock and my pants, but nobody was leaving. It was as if everybody, male or female, had to urgently go to the bathroom.

I waited for nearly 10 minutes, but I was late for my meetings, so I had to make a decision about what to do.

I quickly dressed and repacked my suitcase. I decided to open the door and just march straight through this mob of people.

Given the circumstances, this was a very rude thing for me to do, but given the fact that I was in a men’s room, I felt entitled.

With my suitcase in one hand, I pushed open the door and confronted the group.

Instantly, there was stunned silence and, as if my mind were a flash camera, I had a mental picture of as many as 20 colorfully-dressed people staring at me with their mouths open.

There were people staring as they stopped washing their hands. There were people staring as they stopped midway through entering or exiting a stall. Everything was frozen.

Then there was a collective gasp. Not a shriek or anything, just a gasp. I tried to pretend I was invisible as I barreled toward the exit with a sea of bright colors parting on both sides.

I may have caused significant damage. Or, possibly, I shocked some of the entourage into a different vision of enlightenment.

First, it was clearly an emergency of some sort. Somebody had to really go to the bathroom badly and I fear it was an old person.

Second, these were elderly people in wheelchairs and I am not handicapped but I was in a handicap bathroom.

Third, and finally, I consider myself a very sensitive person but even if I had no empathy at all, one must consider reincarnation in all of this.

I offer no excuses. I think there may have been damage done to me, as well. I’m certain my karma is permanently shot. If there is reincarnation, I shudder to think what I will come back as.

So I’ve confessed it. I will also confess that I’m a believer in the “butterfly effect,” which is that every action causes a ripple across the universe.

If anything good comes from this, it is simply that I can warn you to be careful if you run into a similar situation.

You never know when a cosmic event will hit you.